The Jeffersons (TV Series)
Good News, Bad News (1977)
Roxie Roker: Helen Willis
Quotes
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George Jefferson : Look, Weezy, this morning you really wanted that job, right?
Louise Jefferson : I know, but...
George Jefferson : And if it wasn't for Helen, you would've had it, right?
Louise Jefferson : Well...
George Jefferson : And what does she do? She comes sneaking into your apartment, right?
Louise Jefferson : Right.
George Jefferson : And kisses up to your friend, right?
Louise Jefferson : Right.
[doorbell rings]
George Jefferson : And steals your job, right?
Louise Jefferson : Right!
George Jefferson : Now that's wrong, right?
Louise Jefferson : Damn right!
[Louise answers the door and sees Helen and Tom]
Helen Willis : Hi, Louise. I...
Louise Jefferson : BUZZ OFF, TURKEY!
[Louise slams the door]
Helen Willis : Was that Louise?
Tom Willis : It was Louise's body, but it sounded like George's mouth.
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Helen Willis : What was that all about?
Tom Willis : Yes, George. What's going on?
George Jefferson : You two know damn well what's going on.
Helen Willis : We do?
George Jefferson : Come on, come on. Don't even try to play dumb.
Helen Willis : Why? You've been doing it for years.
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Florence Johnston : Hi, I'm back.
George Jefferson : Who cares?
Florence Johnston : Wait 'til you see the new dress I got...
Tom Willis : Who cares?
Florence Johnston : Child, I found this down...
Helen Willis : Who cares?
Florence Johnston : Well, I thought y'all would like to see my new dress.
George Jefferson , Tom Willis , Helen Willis : WHO CARES?
Florence Johnston : [tearfully] I do, that's who.