Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
Happy Birthday, Dear Hogan (1969)
Werner Klemperer: Col. Klink
Quotes
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[last lines]
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Now, Klink, I'm going to try and be calm about this. I want you to tell me in your own words exactly how did the radio detector truck get put out of action?
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Major Hochstetter, you won't believe this.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : TRY ME!
Col. Wilhelm Klink : It was a million-to-one shot that the candles would have hit the truck.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : What candles?
Col. Wilhelm Klink : The candles from the birthday cake.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Birthday cake? IN THE MIDDLE OF WORLD WAR II YOU GIVE YOURSELF A BIRTHDAY PARTY?
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Oh, no. It wasn't for me.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : The party was for me, sir.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : YOU GIVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR A PRISONER?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Oh, no, no. My men gave it to me. I'm sorry you missed it, Major, it was a great party. I saved you some cake.
[Hogan pulls out two pieces of cake from behind his back]
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Oh, thank you, Hogan. Thank you.
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Klink. You are succeeding in doing, by yourself, WHAT MILLIONS OF ENEMY SOLDIERS ARE UNABLE TO DO: BRING THE THIRD REICH TO ITS KNEES!
[walks towards door, gives his classical]
Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : BAH!
[slams door shut]
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Party pooper.
[Hogan and Klink then eat their pieces of cake]