Happy Days (TV Series)
Jailhouse Rock (1975)
Pat Morita: Arnold
Quotes
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Potsie Weber : [after getting caught by Officer Kirk] You think we'll go to jail?
Kirk : Stick to that story about getting locked in, I got on tales.
Ralph Malph : No, please. No, not jail. Anything but jail. How 'bout a good beating?
Richie Cunningham : Ralph...
Howard Cunningham : [entering the diner with Arnold] Richard?
Richie Cunningham : Dad!
Howard Cunningham : Richard, I was on my way down to the lodge meeting. What happened?
Kirk : Stop talking to the prisoners. Charges are breaking and entering, violating the curfew, and armed robbery.
Richie Cunningham : Armed?
Kirk : You were holding a knife.
Richie Cunningham : A butter knife.
Potsie Weber : We told you, we got locked in the bathroom.
Kirk : So that's why you broke the lock on the John.
Arnold : Broke my lock? Why you not crawl under?
Howard Cunningham : Well, how about it, Arnold? Could you have locked them in?
Arnold : Yeah, I guess so. I don't check the bathrooms. I don't clean them. Why should I check them?
Kirk : Alright, Arnold. Will you vouch for these kids?
Arnold : Oh, sure. These guys don't rob me. They're a little crazy. Worse thing they do is kiss my pinball machine.
Kirk : Sick kids.
Arnold : I gotta go fix my lock. Look at all this money! I must be the only one that crawls under.
[enters the bathroom]