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The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Mrs. George Devereaux (1990)
Estelle Getty: Sophia Petrillo
Quotes
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Blanche Devereaux : I'm back to my old self, Blanche Devereaux has returned.
Sophia Petrillo : Oh boy. Strike up the gland...
[she leaves the room]
Blanche Devereaux : How rude. You'd think she'd feel sorry for me.
Rose Nylund : To tell you the truth, I don't feel sorry for you either. I mean, why should I? My Charlie is dead, and nobody's giving me a second chance. Listen, Blanche, I know what it's like to have a husband suddenly taken. I never had a chance to say all those things I would have wanted to say. Well, you must know how that feels.
Blanche Devereaux : Yes, but after what he did to me...
Rose Nylund : Blanche, this isn't about getting even. For nine years you've been missing George. Well he's here, and I'm jealous of you. Tell him you love him, tell him you hate him, I don't care, but just see him before he leaves. Do it for yourself. Do it for all of us who wish we had the chance.
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Rose Nylund : Someone was actually able to deceive me once.
Sophia Petrillo : Do tell, Rose.
Rose Nylund : St. Olaf's most famous OBMAG.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : What's that?
Rose Nylund : Obstetrician-Magician. The Amazing Shapiro. He delivered Bridget. But it was so confusing. "It's a girl! Now it's a dove... Now it's a glass of milk." I don't know how he got her in that deck of cards, but there she was right after the King of Hearts. "Is this your baby?"
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Sophia Petrillo : [after meeting George] He's alive alright, I poked him with a stick!
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George Devereaux : Blanche honey, I staged my death.
Sophia Petrillo : [eavesdropping from outside] He stained his desk?
Blanche Devereaux : But George, I arranged your funeral. The eulogy. The flowers. I even watched them put you in the family mausoleum.
George Devereaux : Well, what can I say, Blanche? Thanks.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [discussing the fact that she has two celebrities - Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner - competing for her affections] I wanted to tell you sooner, but, well, I was afraid that you might not believe me.
Sophia Petrillo : And why should we, Miss Junior Prom 1946?
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma, you promised.
Sophia Petrillo : Dating the quarterback, she says. Buys her own corsage, spends the evening hiding in the basement, slow-dancing with a rake! Would have gotten away with it, too, but while she was giving herself hickeys with the vacuum cleaner, she stepped into a puddle.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : To most mothers, that would be a cry for affection. To you, it's just ammo.
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Lyle Waggoner : Yes, it's me, Lyle Waggoner. No autographs.
Sophia Petrillo : No problem.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma!
Sophia Petrillo : If this is true, I'm rooting for Sonny - you know, the paisan. Besides, there's something about this guy that just honks me off.