Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
The Lorelais' First Day at Yale (2003)
Scott Patterson: Luke Danes
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Quotes
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Lorelai : Well, I can't take it back to Yale.
Luke : I'm not storing your microbe mattress, forget it.
Lorelai : Well, then I'm stuck here.
Luke : Fine, because I need my truck back.
Lorelai : Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress.
Luke : I'm not taking the mattress.
Lorelai : Then let me take the truck.
Luke : But that means you take the mattress.
Lorelai : I can't take the mattress.
Luke : Then you can't have the truck.
Lorelai : But that sticks you with the mattress.
Luke : If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress.
Lorelai : I can't take the mattress.
Luke : Then you can't have the truck.
Lorelai : And that sticks you with the mattress.
Luke : We've been here before.
Lorelai : I recognize that tree.
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Luke : If I give you my lawyer's name, will you leave?
Russell Bynes : I will leave.
Luke : Okay, ready?
Russell Bynes : Yes.
Luke : His name is Don Dewey. He works at the firm of Dewey ...
Russell Bynes : Dewey.
Luke : Cheatham ...
Russell Bynes : Cheatham.
Luke : ...and Howe.
Russell Bynes : Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.
[pause; Russell scoffs]
Russell Bynes : That was very immature.
Luke : Went well. Tickled me.
Russell Bynes : My bosses are going to want to hear this.
Luke : Oh, come on. They've heard that one before. Oh, hey. If you want Don's number, it's 555-5555.
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Luke : Where's your mom?
[Rory points to Lorelai, who is driving Luke's truck in reverse]
Luke : What the hell is she doing?
Rory Gilmore : She didn't know how to get it out of reverse.
Luke : So she drove it in reverse all the way from her house?