Get Smart (TV Series)

The Man from YENTA (1967)

Alan Oppenheimer: Agent 498

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Quotes 

• Chief : [faced with four men dressed like Prince Abu Ben Bubi]  Wait a minute, what is this? Max which one are you?

  Maxwell Smart : Right here, Chief.

  Le Moco : [impersonating Max]  Right here, Chief.

  Maxwell Smart : Right here, Chief.

  Le Moco : No, he's Le Moco, I'm Max.

  Maxwell Smart : Don't fall for that, Chief. I'm Max.

  Prince : I'm the prince.

  Agent 498 : I'm hungry.

• Maxwell Smart : [Max shoots Le Moco dead] 

  Chief : Max. Max, where are you?

  Maxwell Smart : Right here, Chief. That's Le Moco on the ground. Tear off his beard.

  [the Chief tears the the fake beard off Le Moco] 

  Agent 498 : That's Le Moco alright.

  Chief : Good shooting Max, you got him.

  Agent 498 : Get him a glass of water.

  Chief : He's dead, it wouldn't help.

  Agent 498 : It wouldn't hurt.

• Agent 498 : And you, Smart, I feel towards you like I feel towards my own brother-in-law.

  Maxwell Smart : Brother.

  Agent 498 : No, brother-in-law. I don't talk to my brother.

• Agent 498 : And if any of you ever get to my country, be sure and give me a call; I'll be happy to show you around.

  [grabs his card] 

  Agent 498 : You can eh, you can reach me at that number.

  Maxwell Smart : [reads the card]  Oscar's delicatessen. Say, that's a great idea, using a delicatessen for a front.

  Agent 498 : What front? That's the business we're in. We only do spy work during our slack season.

• Agent 498 : Wait a minute, aren't you going to ask, "how was your flight"?

  Maxwell Smart : Alright, how was your flight?

  Agent 498 : Don't ask.

• Agent 498 : I'll use my "shh".

  Maxwell Smart : What's a "shh"?

  Agent 498 : It's what you call a silencer.

• Chief : Max, come here.

  [Max steps forward] 

  Chief : Now which one is the prince?

  Maxwell Smart : Uh, I'm not sure Chief, but there is one way to find out.

  Chief : How?

  Maxwell Smart : Number 1, what's your name?

  Le Moco : [Impersonating the Prince]  My name is Prince Abu Ben Bubi.

  Maxwell Smart : Number 2, what's your name?

  Prince : My name is Prince Abu Ben Bubi.

  Maxwell Smart : Number 3?

  Agent 498 : Hm?

  Maxwell Smart : How many wives do you have?

  Chief : Max, stop it. There is only one way to find out who is really the prince.

  Maxwell Smart : Right, Chief. Will the real Prince Abu Ben Bubee step forward?

  Chief : No, Max! The real prince is the one with the real beard. I'll start with number 1.

  [They get into a tackle not long before Max gets out of it and manages to shoot Le Moco] 

• Maxwell Smart : [Max enters his apartment and finds the Prince, Le Moco and Agent 498 all wearing the same clothing]  Prince, your highness, hello Bubi. Wait a minute. There's something very wrong here.

  Le Moco : [Impersonating the prince]  One of those two men is Le Moco, quick give me the gun.

  Prince : Don't do it, he's Le Moco.

  Maxwell Smart : Who are you?

  Prince : I am Prince Abu Ben Bubi.

  Maxwell Smart : How do I know your not Le Moco?

  Agent 498 : You can believe him, Smart.

  Maxwell Smart : And who are you?

  Agent 498 : I'm Agent 498.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh no you're not, I just left Agent 498 a few hours ago, and he hasn't even started to grow a beard.

  Agent 498 : Well we know you're Maxwell Smart.

  [the Prince and 498 nod in agreement] 

  Maxwell Smart : Don't confuse me.

  Le Moco : [Impersonating Max]  Yes? How do you know I'm not Maxwell Smart?

  Maxwell Smart : Hey, that's very good. What other impressions do you do?

• Maxwell Smart : [At the airport, Max and 498 fail to catch Le Moco, having slipped through without being noticed]  Le Moco loose in the city and the prince is a sitting duck. Come on, my car's right outside, we'd better get back to headquarters immediately.

  Agent 498 : I'll be with you right away, I have to call Tel Aviv.

  Maxwell Smart : Tel Aviv? Now?

  Agent 498 : I promised my mother I'd call her the minute I arrived. She worries.