Get Smart (TV Series)

Anatomy of a Lover (1966)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : You can't destroy Hymie, Hymie's my friend.

  Chief : Max, this friend just broke through my office door, smashed my desk to pieces, and almost strangled me with his bare hands, how do you explain that?

  Maxwell Smart : I said he was my friend, not yours.

• Hymie : The last thing I remember I was in the lab oiling my teeth.

  Maxwell Smart : Oiling your teeth?

  Hymie : I oil my teeth twice a day and see a mechanic every six months. I have a tendency to rust.

• Maxwell Smart : Hymie, where is my cigarette?

  Hymie : I put it in my pocket.

  Maxwell Smart : You put it in your pocket. May I ask why you put it in your pocket?

  Hymie : It was getting the ashtray dirty again.

• Maxwell Smart : [Max has been ordered to disassemble Hymie]  Why I can't do that to Hymie, Chief, Hymie is my friend. Why, he saved my life once. He's like a brother to me.

  Chief : Max, Hymie is a cybernaut.

  Maxwell Smart : What's his religion got to do with it?

• Maxwell Smart : Will you stop cleaning, following me around and picking up, you're beginning to get on my nerves.

  Hymie : I'm programmed for neatness.

  Maxwell Smart : Well I'm programmed for sloppiness and that's the way I like it.

• Maxwell Smart : You think that I would resort to deliberate lies, deceit and disobedience?

  Chief , Kirsch , Phelps : Yes.

  Maxwell Smart : Well how about this...

• Maxwell Smart : Phoebe, I want you to forget about Hymie.

  Phoebe : But uncle Max, I think I'm in love with him.

  Maxwell Smart : But Phoebe, you don't know anything about him. You don't know anything about his background and believe me, it's a strange one.

  Phoebe : I wouldn't care if he came from a... junkyard.

  Maxwell Smart : Funny you should put it that way.

  Phoebe : Besides, a man's background is not important, it's what's inside that counts.

  Maxwell Smart : Would you be surprised...

• Maxwell Smart : Look Phoebe, I didn't want to tell you this but it's for your own good

  [checks if no one is listening] 

  Maxwell Smart : Hymie is a cybernaut.

  Phoebe : Uncle Max, I'm ashamed of you. A person's religion doesn't make any difference.

• Maxwell Smart : Wait a minute, Kirch, you're talking with a foreign accent.

  Kirsch : I am not. I am speaking perfectly. As spy in Control I had foreign accent.

• # 99 : But Max, I don't understand. I thought Kirch had complete control over Hymie.

  Maxwell Smart : He did, 99. But Hymie's programming for neatness was stronger than his programming for evil.

• Chief : My niece in love with a robot?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, it's not so bad, Chief. It could've been a washing machine.

• Maxwell Smart : Don't pay any attention to him, Phoebe. He's an electronics genius.

  Phoebe : Oh, are you in electronics?

  Hymie : No, electronics are in me.