George Lopez (TV Series)

No Free Launch (2002)

Luis Armand Garcia: Max Lopez

Quotes 

• Max Lopez : It's only $500! You spend money on stuff you don't need all the time! Like, why does Mom need a car? She doesn't have a job!

  George Lopez : Whoa!

  [looks at Angie, sees her scowling, turns back scowling at Max] 

  George Lopez : Don't ever talk like that again.

  Max Lopez : This sucks!

  [storms out] 

  George Lopez : Hey!

  Angie Lopez : He's right, George, this does suck, and don't even THINK about selling my car.

  George Lopez : Really, Angie, where do you go? The store?

  [she glares at him] 

  George Lopez : I'm kidding! You're already mad!

• George Lopez : Hey Max, want to play some catch with me?

  Max Lopez : Sure, I don't have anywhere to go, like FLORIDA!

  George Lopez : Look, Max, sometimes when you know something's wrong, you have to stand up against it, even if it makes you own son mad at you.

  Max Lopez : You know? Grandma has a lot of money in her bra.

  George Lopez : You're missing the point, and NEVER go in there, even if you think you see gold.

• Angie Lopez : [after she and Max were selling chocolate bars]  We only made 75 bucks.

  George Lopez : That's it? Did you go to the rich neighborhoods and do that gang thing I taught you?

  Angie Lopez : It didn't work.

  George Lopez : [to Max]  Show me how you did it.

  [knocks on the table] 

  Max Lopez : Hello, I am an at-risk youth. If you buy these delicious chocolate bars, it can help keep me off the street and ensure your future safety.

  [in a serious tone] 

  Max Lopez : Please, don't let me make you a statistic.

  [smiles] 

  George Lopez : How can that not work?

  Angie Lopez : Well, it didn't.

  George Lopez : Wait. Where'd you park the SUV?

  Angie Lopez : Out front.

  [sighs] 

  Angie Lopez : Stupid, stupid, stupid.