Full House (TV Series)
Under the Influence (1994)
Andrea Barber: Kimmy Gibbler
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Quotes
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Kimmy Gibbler : Last night I dreamt I was driving this big, white porcelain bus.
D.J. : That was because you had your head in the toilet throwing up every half hour.
Kimmy Gibbler : Oh, so that's why every time I hit the turn signal, I heard a flush.
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D.J. : Kimmy, you can't drive!
Kimmy Gibbler : [drunk] Well if I walk and fall, I might hurt myself.
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[a flashback shows D.J. and Kimmy at a fraternity party. Kimmy got drunk]
D.J. : And that's what really happened.
Kimmy Gibbler : [angrily] You just can't admit you were jealous of me! You had to embarrass me, and take my car keys like I'm some kind of *child*!
D.J. : Kimmy, you could barely *walk*.
Kimmy Gibbler : [shouts] It's my life! What do *you* care?
D.J. : I'm sorry. I *do* care. My mom died because of a drunk driver.
[near tears]
D.J. : I wasn't gonna lose my best friend the same way.
Kimmy Gibbler : [feeling ashamed] Deej I'm sorry. I know. I made an idiot out of myself last night. I didn't know how to talk to those frat guys. But after a couple of drinks, I started to loosen up. For the first time in my life, I felt cool.
D.J. : Well, Kimmy, they called you a lot of things at that party, but cool wasn't one of 'em.
Kimmy Gibbler : Well, Deej, how come *you* weren't nervous?
D.J. : Are you kidding? I was a wreck. I was talking to this really cute guy and he kept smiling at me, and then I looked down, and I realized that my elbow was in the clam dip.
Kimmy Gibbler : Oh, man. I would've been so humiliated.
D.J. : Yeah, well, it wasn't my finest moment. But, in some weird way, it broke the ice, and we were laughing about it.
Kimmy Gibbler : So, the trick to staying calm is to keep your elbow in the dip?
D.J. : The trick is to remember that everybody is nervous, and it is a lot easier to handle if you stay in control.
Kimmy Gibbler : I'm glad one of us did. Thanks, D.J.
[she and D.J. hug]
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Danny Tanner : [knocks] D.J. are you in there?
D.J. : Yeah one sec Dad!
[clears off pillows off of her bed, and pushes Kimmy under the covers]
Kimmy Gibbler : Wahoo!
D.J. : Kimmy, we're going to play a little game okay? Whoever stays quietest the longest gets to lipwrestle with the captain of the football team!
Kimmy Gibbler : Play ball!
D.J. : [pulls blanket over Kimmy's head] Come in!
Danny Tanner : [opens door] You're home early, how was the party?
D.J. : Oh, it was great! It was really good! We just didn't want to burn out on all the fun!
Danny Tanner : I'm glad you had a good time.
[Kimmy starts rolling around under the blankets]
Danny Tanner : That isn't the guy who created The Love Boat under there is it?
D.J. : No!
[stands up]
D.J. : Umm... actually it's Kimmy. She had a really big fight so I just told her she could sleep at our house!
Danny Tanner : Why couldn't she just have a really big fight with us and sleep at her own house?
D.J. : That's something to think about
[laughs nervously]
D.J. : You know I'm really tired from all that frat fun, I'll just see you in the morning.
Danny Tanner : Good night hun.
[leaves and closes door]
Kimmy Gibbler : [Sits up in bed with the blanket still over her head] Hey! This party's too dark!
D.J. : [pulls the blanket off of Kimmy] Kimmy, the party's over, you got us kicked out. Just go to sleep okay?