- Kimmy Gibbler: Last night I dreamt I was driving this big, white porcelain bus.
- D.J.: That was because you had your head in the toilet throwing up every half hour.
- Kimmy Gibbler: Oh, so that's why every time I hit the turn signal, I heard a flush.
- [a flashback shows D.J. and Kimmy at a fraternity party. Kimmy got drunk]
- D.J.: And that's what really happened.
- Kimmy Gibbler: [angrily] You just can't admit you were jealous of me! You had to embarrass me, and take my car keys like I'm some kind of *child*!
- D.J.: Kimmy, you could barely *walk*.
- Kimmy Gibbler: [shouts] It's my life! What do *you* care?
- D.J.: I'm sorry. I *do* care. My mom died because of a drunk driver.
- [near tears]
- D.J.: I wasn't gonna lose my best friend the same way.
- Kimmy Gibbler: [feeling ashamed] Deej I'm sorry. I know. I made an idiot out of myself last night. I didn't know how to talk to those frat guys. But after a couple of drinks, I started to loosen up. For the first time in my life, I felt cool.
- D.J.: Well, Kimmy, they called you a lot of things at that party, but cool wasn't one of 'em.
- Kimmy Gibbler: Well, Deej, how come *you* weren't nervous?
- D.J.: Are you kidding? I was a wreck. I was talking to this really cute guy and he kept smiling at me, and then I looked down, and I realized that my elbow was in the clam dip.
- Kimmy Gibbler: Oh, man. I would've been so humiliated.
- D.J.: Yeah, well, it wasn't my finest moment. But, in some weird way, it broke the ice, and we were laughing about it.
- Kimmy Gibbler: So, the trick to staying calm is to keep your elbow in the dip?
- D.J.: The trick is to remember that everybody is nervous, and it is a lot easier to handle if you stay in control.
- Kimmy Gibbler: I'm glad one of us did. Thanks, D.J.
- [she and D.J. hug]
- Danny Tanner: [Kimmy's crawling around D.J.'s bed under the covers] That's not the guy who created Loveboat, is it?
- Stephanie Tanner: [diagnosing Kimmy's symptoms] Kimmy ate tainted pork.
- D.J.: She didn't eat tainted pork, she's drunk.
- Stephanie Tanner: We've gotta tell Dad.
- D.J.: No, if he finds out he'll kick her out of the house and never let her back over.
- Stephanie Tanner: Again I say, we've gotta tell dad.
- Nicky Katsopolis: How about we play more Michelle?
- Michelle Tanner: OK, how about we play hide and seek? You hide and I'll count...
- [Nicky and Alex giggle and leave the room]
- Michelle Tanner: to a million
- [Michelle smiles]
- Stephanie Tanner: A little cranky there aren't we there sis?
- Michelle Tanner: Do you know what it's like to have little kids bugging you all day long?
- Stephanie Tanner: Guess you don't remember where you got that "count to a million" trick?
- Jesse Katsopolis: [eats Joey's new cooking] Joey... can you help me on this?... and what did I just put in my mouth?
- Joey Gladstone: Yes... and, Flounder Tarts!
- [Jesse spits it out]
- Danny Tanner: [knocks] D.J. are you in there?
- D.J.: Yeah one sec Dad!
- [clears off pillows off of her bed, and pushes Kimmy under the covers]
- Kimmy Gibbler: Wahoo!
- D.J.: Kimmy, we're going to play a little game okay? Whoever stays quietest the longest gets to lipwrestle with the captain of the football team!
- Kimmy Gibbler: Play ball!
- D.J.: [pulls blanket over Kimmy's head] Come in!
- Danny Tanner: [opens door] You're home early, how was the party?
- D.J.: Oh, it was great! It was really good! We just didn't want to burn out on all the fun!
- Danny Tanner: I'm glad you had a good time.
- [Kimmy starts rolling around under the blankets]
- Danny Tanner: That isn't the guy who created The Love Boat under there is it?
- D.J.: No!
- [stands up]
- D.J.: Umm... actually it's Kimmy. She had a really big fight so I just told her she could sleep at our house!
- Danny Tanner: Why couldn't she just have a really big fight with us and sleep at her own house?
- D.J.: That's something to think about
- [laughs nervously]
- D.J.: You know I'm really tired from all that frat fun, I'll just see you in the morning.
- Danny Tanner: Good night hun.
- [leaves and closes door]
- Kimmy Gibbler: [Sits up in bed with the blanket still over her head] Hey! This party's too dark!
- D.J.: [pulls the blanket off of Kimmy] Kimmy, the party's over, you got us kicked out. Just go to sleep okay?