Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Flashback (1996)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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Quotes 

• Dr. Ross Geller : Hey, where is everyone?

  Phoebe : Oh, its already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What is wrong?

  Dr. Ross Geller : My marriage, I think my marriage is, um, kind of over.

  Phoebe : Oh no! Why?

  Dr. Ross Geller : Because Carol's a lesbian... and... and I'm not one.

• Phoebe : [opens apartment door]  No! Mr. Heckles, no one is making any noise up here!

  Mr. Heckles : You're disturbing my oboe practice!

  Phoebe : You don't play the oboe!

  Mr. Heckles : I could play the oboe.

  Phoebe : ...Then I'm going to have to ask *you* to keep it down!

  [slams the door] 

• Dr. Ross Geller : [Ross and Phoebe are kissing]  Wait, wait, wait, wait. My foot is stuck in the pocket. No I can't get it out.

  Phoebe : Well, that's not something a girl wants to hear.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Come on, don't start. Ow!

  Phoebe : What?

  Dr. Ross Geller : Stupid balls are in the way.

• Dr. Ross Geller : We'd be out and Carol would be like, "Ross, look at that beautiful woman," and I'd be like, "My wife is cool."

  Phoebe : Do you think that-Susan-woman is her lover?

  Dr. Ross Geller : Well now I do!

• Janice Litman : Janice has a question: Who of the six of you has slept with who of the six of you?

  Phoebe : Its like a dirty math problem.

  Dr. Ross Geller : The answer would be none of us.

  Janice Litman : None of you have gotten drunk and stupid over the years?

  Joey Tribbiani : Well, that's a different question.

  Janice Litman : I find it hard to believe a group of people who spend as much time together as you do has never bumped uglies. I've got another question: Who of the six of you has almost?

  Rachel Green : [they all quickly get up]  Can I get anyone more coffee?

  Joey Tribbiani : Hey, there's a dog out there!

• [flashback scene, 1 year before the pilot] 

  Phoebe : [looks through window]  Cute Naked Guy is really starting to put on weight.

• Phoebe : I moved out.

  Monica Geller : What?

  Phoebe : I didn't tell you but everyone else knew. That's supposed to be a good thing. I forget why.