Frasier (TV Series)
The Two Hundredth (2001)
Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon
Quotes
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Daphne Moon : I'm the one who ruined his treasured collection.
Martin Crane : Oh, all his crap is treasured.
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Martin Crane : But look, don't feel bad. I've broken lots of his stuff.
Daphne Moon : I've never heard of you breaking anything.
Martin Crane : That's because I know how to cover my tracks. Take a look at that fertility god statue over there. It used to be a lot more fertile, if you know what I mean.
Daphne Moon : Oh my God! This is a Tootsie Roll! That's brilliant!
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Frasier : A Hall and Oates tape. That rules you out, Dad. And it definitely rules out Niles.
Daphne Moon : [in tears] Dr. Crane...
Frasier : Or does it? Perhaps the tape is just a red herring, meant to throw me off the scent. A psychological game. There's only one of you that would combat me on that level.
Daphne Moon : I did it.
Frasier : Ah-ha!
Dr. Niles Crane : You can't say "Ah-ha". You thought it was me.