The 5 Mrs. Buchanans (TV Series)

The Mothers-in-Law (1994)

Harriet Sansom Harris: Vivian Buchanan

Quotes 

• Mother Buchanan : Oh saleslady, could you give me some assistance?

  [annoyed with her mother-in-law] 

  Vivian : How may I help you?

  Mother Buchanan : Well, I'd like something off that very tippy-top shelf.

  Vivian : Really? What thing?

  Mother Buchanan : Whatever's heaviest.