Filthy Rich & Catflap (TV Series)

Episode #1.6 (1987)

Nigel Planer: Ralph Filthy

Quotes 

• Ralph Filthy : Your hon, your hon, loobie, darling, sweetheart, please don't shout. I have a delicate medical condition known as a hangover.

• Ralph Filthy : God, I'm ill. Prison does not agree with me. This morning I coughed so hard, I blew my kidney out my backside.

• Ralph Filthy : This is no time to mince with words, Eddie. We must be honest. Richie is a lying, cheating, vicious right-wing bastard with the sexual sophistication of a mentally-retarded donkey. Which means, you are ideally suited to be...

  Richard Rich : [disgusted]  A journalist?

  Ralph Filthy : Yeah.

  Ralph Filthy : You mean...

  [puts on his hat] 

  Ralph Filthy : join the scum?

  Edward Catflap : Become a journo?

  Ralph Filthy : Yes.

  Edward Catflap : What shall we do for an encore, Filthy, set fire to a hospital?