Farscape (TV Series)
Lava's a Many Splendored Thing (2002)
Ben Browder: John Crichton
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Quotes
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John Crichton : [talking about Noranti] D, we may have to stick granny in a home.
General Ka D'Argo : I think we should burn her.
John Crichton : You burn your old folks?
General Ka D'Argo : No. Just sounded like a good idea.
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John Crichton : Grandma, you okay?
General Ka D'Argo : I think she's asleep.
John Crichton : Grandma.
General Ka D'Argo : Oy!
John Crichton : This is unbelievable. Can't cook, won't bathe, and now she's narcoleptic! She's a triple threat. Grandma get up!
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General Ka D'Argo : That is your plan?
John Crichton : Yeah.
General Ka D'Argo : To hit him with a rock, when they have these, like, shield things?
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John Crichton : Is that a head?
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John Crichton : How come everything tastes like chicken?
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Utu-Noranti Pralatong : Right. And they're gonna keep shooting at us untill we die unless we talk to them, so let me mediate!
General Ka D'Argo : You know, maybe we should let her try.
John Crichton : Nah, she's gonna get shot.
General Ka D'Argo : And that would be bad?
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John Crichton : [after Noranti gives them a full monty] Oh my god!
General Ka D'Argo : Niiiiiii!