- John Crichton: [talking about Noranti] D, we may have to stick granny in a home.
- General Ka D'Argo: I think we should burn her.
- John Crichton: You burn your old folks?
- General Ka D'Argo: No. Just sounded like a good idea.
- John Crichton: Grandma, you okay?
- General Ka D'Argo: I think she's asleep.
- John Crichton: Grandma.
- General Ka D'Argo: Oy!
- John Crichton: This is unbelievable. Can't cook, won't bathe, and now she's narcoleptic! She's a triple threat. Grandma get up!
- General Ka D'Argo: That is your plan?
- John Crichton: Yeah.
- General Ka D'Argo: To hit him with a rock, when they have these, like, shield things?
- Dominar Rygel XVI: So whey don't we land? I am starving. Isn't that a planet out there?
- General Ka D'Argo: Hot and lifeless. Do you eat rock?
- Chiana: Right now? I think I could.
- Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugayi Shanu: You ate only three solar days ago. How inefficient is your body?
- Chiana: How edible is yours?
- Utu-Noranti Pralatong: Right. And they're gonna keep shooting at us untill we die unless we talk to them, so let me mediate!
- General Ka D'Argo: You know, maybe we should let her try.
- John Crichton: Nah, she's gonna get shot.
- General Ka D'Argo: And that would be bad?
- General Ka D'Argo: Okay, I'm with you. I just have, uh, one small little question. Who is Lou Costello?