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The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Square Triangle (1963)
Ann Morgan Guilbert: Millie Helper
Quotes
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Laura Petrie : [about Jacques] It's just that... Well, he said some things to me.
Millie Helper : Well, what kind of thing? What kind of things d'he say?
Laura Petrie : Romantic things. Beautiful things. The kind of things a man shouldn't say to another man's wife.
Millie Helper : Well, did he say he liked you? Did he say that he liked you very much? Did he say he loved you?
[Laura drop's her head]
Millie Helper : [aghast] He said "Laura I love you" in that beautiful accent! Oh, I'm dying.
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Millie Helper : Laura, you know what you are? You're deep. That's what you are. You are DEEP.
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[Millie is dying to share Laura's secret with Sally]
Laura Petrie : I thought you were so good at keeping secrets!
Millie Helper : Well, I am, but so is Sally. Aren't you, Sally? I bet they could cut off your arms and legs and throw you off a cliff.
Sally Rogers : [eagerly] Yeah, they did and I never talked. Now what is it?
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Millie Helper : [hearing Jacques Savon will be on this week's show] Sally, what's he like?
Sally Rogers : What's he like? Well, he's, uh... buh...
Buddy Sorrell : Well, he's... he's taller and handsomer than I am, but don't forget I'm, uh, shorter and dumpier.