- Jacques Savon: Oh, you Americans! You are so, uh... romantic. Now, someone looks, uh, cockeyed at you and immediately you think it's love. Well, I make a pass in fun with every woman I meet.
- Sally Rogers: Well, you haven't with me.
- Jacques Savon: Wait. Today is young.
- Sally Rogers: Well, I'm not. Let's go.
- Sally Rogers: Well, look, Jacques, why don't you tell Rob and Laura the truth and make them both happy?
- Jacques Savon: No, I think it will make them miserable.
- Buddy Sorrell: You mean you're not gonna tell 'em?
- Jacques Savon: Nope.
- Buddy Sorrell: But... Well, why not?
- Jacques Savon: Well, uh-h-h, Laura is a happily married woman - but, uh, she is a woman, and every woman has some, uh, secret memory, a memory that keeps her heart young and her soul warm on cold nights. Is it so?
- Sally Rogers: It is so.
- Jacques Savon: And I, uh, being a man...
- Sally Rogers: Oh, I'll buy that.
- Jacques Savon: I know that men need their illusions, too, and no man would like to discover that the, uh, attention that a beautiful woman once gave him was just the same attention she gave with every man. Right, Buddy?
- Buddy Sorrell: Yeah, don't... don't take away my dreams. After all, the government took everything else.
- Laura Petrie: [about Jacques] It's just that... Well, he said some things to me.
- Millie Helper: Well, what kind of thing? What kind of things d'he say?
- Laura Petrie: Romantic things. Beautiful things. The kind of things a man shouldn't say to another man's wife.
- Millie Helper: Well, did he say he liked you? Did he say that he liked you very much? Did he say he loved you?
- [Laura drop's her head]
- Millie Helper: [aghast] He said "Laura I love you" in that beautiful accent! Oh, I'm dying.
- [Millie is dying to share Laura's secret with Sally]
- Laura Petrie: I thought you were so good at keeping secrets!
- Millie Helper: Well, I am, but so is Sally. Aren't you, Sally? I bet they could cut off your arms and legs and throw you off a cliff.
- Sally Rogers: [eagerly] Yeah, they did and I never talked. Now what is it?
- Millie Helper: [hearing Jacques Savon will be on this week's show] Sally, what's he like?
- Sally Rogers: What's he like? Well, he's, uh... buh...
- Buddy Sorrell: Well, he's... he's taller and handsomer than I am, but don't forget I'm, uh, shorter and dumpier.
- Sally Rogers: A little spaghetti, lots of sauce, I'm on a diet.
- Buddy Sorrell: Lots of spaghetti, lots of sauce, I'm on a diet too, but I'm weak.