The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Square Triangle (1963)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

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• Sally Rogers : Well, look, Jacques, why don't you tell Rob and Laura the truth and make them both happy?

  Jacques Savon : No, I think it will make them miserable.

  Buddy Sorrell : You mean you're not gonna tell 'em?

  Jacques Savon : Nope.

  Buddy Sorrell : But... Well, why not?

  Jacques Savon : Well, uh-h-h, Laura is a happily married woman - but, uh, she is a woman, and every woman has some, uh, secret memory, a memory that keeps her heart young and her soul warm on cold nights. Is it so?

  Sally Rogers : It is so.

  Jacques Savon : And I, uh, being a man...

  Sally Rogers : Oh, I'll buy that.

  Jacques Savon : I know that men need their illusions, too, and no man would like to discover that the, uh, attention that a beautiful woman once gave him was just the same attention she gave with every man. Right, Buddy?

  Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, don't... don't take away my dreams. After all, the government took everything else.

• Millie Helper : [hearing Jacques Savon will be on this week's show]  Sally, what's he like?

  Sally Rogers : What's he like? Well, he's, uh... buh...

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, he's... he's taller and handsomer than I am, but don't forget I'm, uh, shorter and dumpier.

• Sally Rogers : A little spaghetti, lots of sauce, I'm on a diet.

  Buddy Sorrell : Lots of spaghetti, lots of sauce, I'm on a diet too, but I'm weak.