The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Return of Happy Spangler (1962)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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Buddy Sorrell : Well, I don't know anything about Happy Spangler as a writer, but he certainly's gonna do more good for this company than... someone who shall remain hairless.
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Buddy Sorrell : [mockingly] Hey, Mel, you're not gonna meet a new employee like THAT? For Heaven's sake, comb your hair! Sally, loan him a sponge.
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Mel Cooley : Oh, Buddy'll never be a has-been. He'll always be a never-was.
Buddy Sorrell : Look who's talkin'. Been in the business twenty years, he's still a what-is-it.
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Mel Cooley : I've always felt we were understaffed. Rob, I don't see how you've done as well as you have with just you, Sally and a trained ape.
Buddy Sorrell : I didn't know you were trained.
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Mel Cooley : If you'll excuse me, Mr. Spangler, I have work to do.
Buddy Sorrell : Good luck emptying the ashtrays, skinhead.
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[Rob asks Sally to bring Hap up-to-date on their latest script]
Sally Rogers : "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Alan Brady Show." You're now up to date.
Rob Petrie : You mean that's all we've got?
Sally Rogers : Well, don't you remember we threw out the opening sketch?
Buddy Sorrell : HE threw it out. I still liked it. I don't know what was wrong.
Rob Petrie : Oh, Buddy, the thing was too long. It was in bad taste. It wasn't even funny.
Buddy Sorrell : Well, aside from that, what didn't you like?