The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Return of Happy Spangler (1962)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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[a game in a men's clothing store: Laura selects a tie for Rob and the clerk will accurately guess his looks and occupation based on her selection or the tie is free]
Laura Petrie : All right, what's he like?
Happy Spangler : Well, he's tall, good-looking and has excellent taste in wives.
Laura Petrie : So far, perfect. Now what does he do for a living?
Happy Spangler : He's the 35th president of the United States. Shall I wrap it up, Mrs. Kennedy?
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Rob Petrie : That could be Hap Spangler. Gee, I'd like to see him again.
Laura Petrie : Were you very fond of him?
Rob Petrie : Fond of him? I hated him.
Laura Petrie : Really?
Rob Petrie : Oh, with a passion.
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Rob Petrie : That old Hap Spangler used to run a pretty tough school, but I learned more from him than all the other people I EVER worked for.
Rob Petrie : [gestures to the house] You could say Hap is responsible for gettin' me all of this.
Rob Petrie : [gestures to Laura] And now all of this.
Laura Petrie : Well, old Hap may have been responsible for getting you all THAT this but THIS this I gave you.
Rob Petrie : That right - for a wedding present!