The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Plots Thicken (1964)

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers

Quotes 

• Sally Rogers : You mean they're fighting over who gets you?

  Rob Petrie : Well, they're going to unless I find some way out of it.

  Buddy Sorrell : Easy. You go with your folks, she'll go with her folks.

  Sally Rogers : No, no, married couples should be together.

  Buddy Sorrell : Oh no, not Pickles and me. In the ceremony it says till death do us part and I'm grabbing it afterwards.

• Sally Rogers : One more death joke and I'll kill ya.

  Buddy Sorrell : Please, not today. We're defrosting.

• Buddy Sorrell : When my time comes, I'll be taken care of by my home food plant. I won't even have to leave the house. They'll just stick me in the freezer.

  Sally Rogers : Oh! Buddy, that's terrible!

  Buddy Sorrell : No, it isn't. I'll be wearing a mackinaw.

• Sally Rogers : I don't wanna be there to stop people from talkin' about something I don't wanna think about, but I'll be thinkin' about it because I'll be stoppin' them from talkin' about it. You see?