The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Lady and the Baby Sitter (1964)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Will you promise me never ever to talk me into talking to anybody again?
Laura Petrie : I do.
Rob Petrie : Good.
Laura Petrie : Now you promise me something.
Rob Petrie : What?
Laura Petrie : You'll talk to Roger.
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Laura Petrie : [after reading Roger's love letter] Rob, what are we gonna do?
Rob Petrie : Before I make any suggestions, how do you feel about HIM?
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Rob Petrie : Oh, you wanna talk about... talk about your girl?
Roger McChesney : She's not my girlfriend. She never will be. She's unobtainable.
Rob Petrie : Oh, Roger. There's no such thing as that. You take Mrs. Petrie.
Roger McChesney : WHAT?
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Rob Petrie : [reading from Roger's letter] "Now that I have sounded the last note, I hope it will linger forever as a tribute to Laura Petrie, the fairest of women. She walks with grace, in beauty, and has a youth and spirit that belies her years."
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Rob Petrie : Honey, you married a very shy, retiring guy. That's all.
Laura Petrie : Okay, then how come five different girls wore your fraternity pin?
Rob Petrie : Because none of 'em wanted it, that's why. They kept givin' it to each other. It's like a game. The music stopped, and whoever got Petrie's pin had to go out with him.
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Laura Petrie : When you were 17, you were known as Rapid Robert, the Devil of Danville High.
Rob Petrie : That name didn't have anything to do with girls.
Laura Petrie : Your mother said...
Rob Petrie : I know. My mother said that to scare you, and you know it. She figured you wouldn't want to marry a Casanova. She didn't like you, you know.
Laura Petrie : I know it.