The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail (1964)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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Buddy Sorrell : [in prison] Hey, girls, be careful where you sit down. Be sure the chairs ain't plugged in.
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Buddy Sorrell : Hey, why don't you stay in longer, you know, after your term is up?
Lyle Delp : What for?
Buddy Sorrell : Build up a credit in case they nab ya again.
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Lyle Delp : Well, ya see, uh... we-we haven't had a show here in several months, eh-heh.
Buddy Sorrell : Gee, I thought you had one every week.
Lyle Delp : Well, we... we do, you see, but, uh, the warden had to postpone the last one, uh, because of the riot.
Rob Petrie : The riot?
Lyle Delp : Well, eh-heh, it wasn't exactly a riot. It was sort of a... a difference of opinion, eh-heh... with injuries.
Buddy Sorrell : What was the riot about?
Lyle Delp : They didn't like the last show.
Rob Petrie : He's kiddin' us.
[Lyle shakes his head]
Rob Petrie : He's not kidding.
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Buddy Sorrell : There's a real sweetheart of a guy. Does great imitations. He did Dillinger so good, they're holding him over for twenty years.
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Buddy Sorrell : Hey, you wanna hear a little music? You're gonna hear as little as possible.
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Lyle Delp : [regarding Buddy's heart print underwear] Those are the craziest shorts I ever saw.
Buddy Sorrell : They're a Mother's Day present.
Lyle Delp : Mother's Day?
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah. I got it for my mother but she wouldn't wear 'em.
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Buddy Sorrell : Hey, you sure they like short, fat, cello players?
Lyle Delp : They'll love you. You have nothing to be afraid of.
Sally Rogers : They've never heard him play.
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Buddy Sorrell : You know how they play Russian Roulette in India? One of the cobras is hard of hearing.
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Buddy Sorrell : Hey, why don't you become a comedy writer?
Lyle Delp : No, I - I - I can't write jokes
Buddy Sorrell : What write? Steal 'em.
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Buddy Sorrell : A song you all love, "It's better to be on the rock pile than have the rock pile on you."
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Buddy Sorrell : 30 days has September and my Uncle Irving for booking horses.