The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
No Rice at My Wedding (1965)
Ann Morgan Guilbert: Millie Crumberbacher
Quotes
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Millie Crumberbacher : Laura, did he almost kiss you?
Laura Meehan : Worse. I almost kissed HIM.
Millie Crumberbacher : Ooo, can I have Rob?
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[Millie tries to help Laura decide between Clark and Rob through a point system]
Laura Meehan : Clark wants to be a lawyer.
Millie Crumberbacher : Ooo, a lawyer. That's very good. That's another ten points. And Rob wants to be a comedy writer - which no one knows how to be one, so he'll be struggling and starving and probably never make it - so we'll give him one point.
Laura Meehan : Millie, you're pushing Clark.
Millie Crumberbacher : I am not. Well, the score is twenty to eight in his favor, you know. I didn't make these numbers up!
Laura Meehan : Yes, you did!
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[Rob mistakenly kisses Millie]
Rob Petrie : Millie, what're you doin' here?
Millie Crumberbacher : I forget. Ooo, I didn't give you enough points!