The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

It's a Shame She Married Me (1963)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

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Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : [Reaching for the Potato Poopies]  I'll have some more of those, Laura darling.

  Buddy Sorrell : Hey, Laura Darling. That would have been her name if she had married you.

  [Pointing to Jim Darling] 

• [Sponsor Jim Darling invites everyone up to his penthouse to celebrate their new business relationship] 

  Buddy Sorrell : Say, is this, uh, business or pleasure?

  Jim Darling : Strictly pleasure.

  Buddy Sorrell : Good. I'll leave my wife home.

• Rob Petrie : And this is our new sponsor Jim Darling.

  Buddy Sorrell : Hey, wait a minute. Let's get that right - Jim, our darling sponsor.

• Sally Rogers : Well, a man like you should TAKE time for things like tennis and golf and marriage.

  Jim Darling : Well, I don't care much for tennis or golf, but I'd get married in a minute if I could find another girl like Laura.

  Buddy Sorrell : How about another girl like Sally?

  Sally Rogers : Another girl? How about Sally?

• [Mel enters] 

  Buddy Sorrell : Hey, speakin' of blowin' your top - ta-daaaa!

• [New sponsor Jim Darling enters the writers' room] 

  Rob Petrie : Jim Darling. Excuse me for staring at you, but I've... sure I know you.

  Mel Cooley : Well, of course you do. He's one of our nation's most dynamic businessmen.

  Buddy Sorrell : Attaboy, Mel. Keep a civil tongue on his boots.

• Rob Petrie : Buddy, where's, uh, Pickles?

  Buddy Sorrell : She's takin' a course in cooking. She stayed home, and she's rehearsing breakfast.