The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Show of Hands (1965)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

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Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : Nothing goes over worse at a formal dinner than the smell of sweaty bunny fur.

• Rob Petrie : How did you get beer and eggs in your hair?

  Sally Rogers : I was attacked by a band of bootleg chickens.

• Rob Petrie : My wife and I accidentally stuck our hands in a pot of dye - permanent dye - and we wore these gloves because we were afraid of what you might think. Or we... we were afraid of what you might think we were thinking. Whadda ya think?

• Rob Petrie : I can't wait till the day when understanding between everybody is such a commonplace thing that they don't have to hand out awards for it. I mean, it seems that understanding ought to be as natural as breathing and you certainly don't give out awards for breathing.

• Rob Petrie : Buy a corsage from... from me.

  Laura Petrie : What should I write on the card from you?

  Rob Petrie : Wha... just say you love yourself and sign my name.