The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards (1964)
Edward Platt: Lou Gregory
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Quotes
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Beth Gregory : Oh, Lou, don't take it so seriously. It's just a game.
Lou Gregory : There's no other way to take it. It's how you play the game. It doesn't matter if you win or lose.
Buddy Sorrell : As long as you wind up at the end of the evening with all the money.
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Beth Gregory : Every deck has the same fifty-three cards.
Lou Gregory : Fifty-two, Beth.
Beth Gregory : But... you don't count the joker.
Lou Gregory : Not in this game, dear.
Beth Gregory : Oh, well, then I'll stop waiting for it.
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Lou Gregory : Oh, I always advise people never to play cards with anybody excepting their friends.
Jerry Helper : In that case, I pass.
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Lou Gregory : A nice friendly game of marked cards. CHEATING! In the SUBURBS!
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Buddy Sorrell : Hey, come on, Mr. D.A., are you in or out?
Lou Gregory : I'm a former D.A.
Buddy Sorrell : I don't want your credentials. I want your money.
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Lou Gregory : [angry that he lost a good hand to Rob] Why, that's pure luck!
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : [gloating in a southern accent] Why, sir, down in ole Mississippi we call that "know-how."
Laura Petrie : Will you stop gloating?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : [still in his accent] All I said was "know-how." You know what means, don't cha? That means that you folks ain't got no chance... no how.
