Diagnosis Murder (TV Series)
Naked Babes (1995)
Scott Baio: Dr. Jack Stewart
Quotes
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Dr. Jack Stewart : [offering to take a baby from Mark] Hand me a dry one.
Dr. Mark Sloan : I'm all out of dry ones, and watch out for the wet ones, they're slippery.
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Ty Bradford : [Jack is snapping at the babies] You don't like babies?
Dr. Jack Stewart : I love babies, I'm just touchy, and tired, and hungry.
Ty Bradford : Now you know how *they* feel.
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Dr. Jack Stewart : Come on in, I need help, I'm outnumbered here, I think I fed one of them twice.
Ty Bradford : My dispatcher said you just had one boy?
Dr. Jack Stewart : I do, and he has a brother, and two sisters.
Ty Bradford : Is your wife home?
Dr. Jack Stewart : Huh? I ain't married.
Ty Bradford : [laughs] Oh man, are you in a lot of trouble.