- Dr. Jack Stewart: [offering to take a baby from Mark] Hand me a dry one.
- Dr. Mark Sloan: I'm all out of dry ones, and watch out for the wet ones, they're slippery.
- Amanda Bentley-Livingston: [holding a baby] I want one of these someday.
- Nurse Delores Mitchell: Not me. I grew up changing diapers on 6 brothers and sisters. I'd rather have a Mercedes.
- Ty Bradford: [Jack is snapping at the babies] You don't like babies?
- Dr. Jack Stewart: I love babies, I'm just touchy, and tired, and hungry.
- Ty Bradford: Now you know how *they* feel.
- Dr. Mark Sloan: [holding all 4 babies on his lap] Don't kick your sister. You've only been together 9 months.
- Dr. Mark Sloan: [to baby] Yes I'm the man that patted your bottom when you were born, I'm sorry about that, please just burp for me.
- [baby burps]
- Dr. Mark Sloan: Oh that's good! If I did that, I could eat pastrami again.
- Dr. Jack Stewart: Come on in, I need help, I'm outnumbered here, I think I fed one of them twice.
- Ty Bradford: My dispatcher said you just had one boy?
- Dr. Jack Stewart: I do, and he has a brother, and two sisters.
- Ty Bradford: Is your wife home?
- Dr. Jack Stewart: Huh? I ain't married.
- Ty Bradford: [laughs] Oh man, are you in a lot of trouble.