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Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
Pilot (2004)
Shane Kinsman: Porter Scavo
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Quotes
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Lynette : You are going to behave today. I am not gonna be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And, just so you know that I'm serious, I am...
[takes a piece of paper out of her pocket]
Porter Scavo : What's that?
Lynette : Santa's cell-phone number!
Preston Scavo : How'd you get that?
Lynette : I know someone, who knows someone, who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas! Are you willing to risk that?