Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
Pilot (2004)
James Denton: Mike Delfino
Quotes
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Susan Mayer : I have a clog.
Mike Delfino : Excuse me?
Susan Mayer : And you're a plumber, right?
Mike Delfino : Yeah.
Susan Mayer : The clog's in the pipe.
Mike Delfino : Yeah, that's usually where they are.
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Susan Mayer : Oh, I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
Mike Delfino : Why?
Susan Mayer : I made it, trust me.
[Mike prepares to take a bite]
Susan Mayer : Hey, hey, do you have a death wish?
Mike Delfino : No, I just refuse to believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and cheese.
[Mike takes a bites of the macaroni, as Susan gestures apologetically, smiling]
Mike Delfino : Oh my God.
[makes a face]
Mike Delfino : How did you... it tastes like it's burnt and undercooked.
Susan Mayer : Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go.
[Susan gets a tissue and gives it to him, as he spits his mouthful of macaroni and cheese into the tissue]
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Mike Delfino : I'm Mike Delfino. I just started renting the Sims' house next door.
Susan Mayer : Susan Mayer. I live across the street.