Daria (TV Series)

Sappy Anniversary (2001)

Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• Daria : Uh, well... Tom and I have been going out for about six months, and...

  Helen Morgendorffer : Oh. Um... Daria, sometimes we may think we're ready for something and it won't change anything, but we're really not and it changes everything, and in the rush to grow up we sometime forget how precious are the fleeting years before adulthood's cares...

  Daria : It's not about sex.

  Helen Morgendorffer : Thank God! I mean, "Oh, I see." But when you're ready, please feel free to come to me. Not that there's any hurry, nor should that statement be interpreted as some kind of encouragement.

  Daria : Right.

• [about Tom] 

  Helen Morgendorffer : See, Daria, it doesn't matter what he buys you or where he takes you. The only thing that matters is how you feel about each other.

  Daria : But what if he forgets your anniversary altogether?

  Helen Morgendorffer : [scowls]  Show no mercy.