Boy Meets World (TV Series)

She's Having My Baby Back Ribs (2000)

William Russ: Alan Matthews

Quotes 

• Eric : [to Amy]  You never breast fed me!

  Alan Matthews : Eric...

  Eric : [to Alan]  You didn't either! Breast fed kids are skinny, formula fed kids are fat. You know, at first I blamed it on myself. I thought maybe glands, and then I thought maybe metabolism, but then I thought to myself I'm no racist, so it all goes back to you guys.

  Alan Matthews : Listen, Porky, we're in the middle of a serious family discussion here.