Boy Meets World (TV Series)
She's Having My Baby Back Ribs (2000)
Danielle Fishel: Topanga Matthews
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Quotes
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Topanga : Eric, do you think I'm fat?
Eric : Yeah.
Eric : [points to pizza] You gonna finish that slice?
Topanga : You know, you've packed on a few pounds too, Eric.
Eric : That's alright, you know its college. You've heard of the freshman 15.
Topanga : You're a senior.
Eric : Wait a minute. 4 years times 15 pounds, that's like
[thinks]
Eric : ... That's 500 EXTRA POUNDS?
Topanga : You're not that overweight, Eric.
Eric : Oh come on, I see the way the girls flock to Jack and his 6% body fat and ignore me and my 70% flab. What am I gonna do? I mean I feel so alone.
Topanga : You're not alone.
Eric : Oh that's right, YOU'RE FAT TOO!
[hugs Topanga]
Topanga : Well Eric, maybe we can help eachother.
Eric : Well how? We're pigs.
Topanga : I'll set up the healthy eating plan and we'll give each other moral support. Like, if I want a candy bar I'll come to you.
Eric : And then, we can share it.
Topanga : Nooo, you'll tell me not to eat it.
Eric : And then, I get the whole thing!
Topanga : No, you'll grab it away from me and you'll throw it in the trashcan. Eric, are you with me or not?
Eric : Alright, alright but you can't tell anybody that we're dieting, alright? It's embarrassing.
Topanga : Absolutely I promise, not a word.
Eric : Not a word.
Topanga : [gets up to leave]
Eric : See ya, fatty.
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Angela Moore : You're not pregnant.
Topanga : I'll get pregnant; get out of my way!
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Topanga : Eric, okay Eric, we've only been on this diet for twelve hours, toughen up!
Eric : [straining his eyes] Is that you Topanga?
Topanga : Come on, it's not that hard - I smell Danish!
Eric : Topanga, I can't do this, okay? Women reject me based on who I am, not what I look like.
Topanga : This isn't only about you! I want to be as slim and slender as the day Cory met me.
Eric : You were two years old!
Topanga : I'm telling you, there's Danish in this room!
