The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Guru (1969)
William Mims: Guru
Quotes
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Elly May Clampett : Are you gonna learn Jethro to meditate, escape the flesh?
Guru : I am.
Elly May Clampett : Could you learn me?
Guru : Oh, you don't want to escape flesh like that.
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Daisy Moses : Howdy Mr. Guru. Nice day ain't it?
Guru : Oh yes. Yes it is.
Daisy Moses : Shall we drink to that?
Guru : Oh, we gurus are abstainers.
Daisy Moses : This will take out stains.