The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Grun Incident (1971)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Jethro Bodine : I'da made it too if I hadn't run into that doggone ol' shark.

  Jed Clampett : Shark? I hear they bites pretty vicious.

  Jethro Bodine : Oh, he got in the first lick. Then I grabbed that rascal and chomped him more ways than trout lays in a barrel.

• Jed Clampett : I'm sorry about the boy. I'd like to say he ain't hisself today, but I'm afraid he is.