"The Beverly Hillbillies" The Clampetts Play the Rams (TV Episode 1965) Poster

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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  • Daisy Moses : [Granny and Jed are discussing Jethro]  Heaven help us. When that boy is around a pretty girl, he plumb loses what *little* sense he's got!

    Jed Clampett : Does seem to rattle him a mite.

    Daisy Moses : Put that boy next to a girl, and he couldn't pour sand out of his boot if the direction were wrote on the heel!

  • Jed Clampett : Maybe Jethro's smarter'n he seems.

    Daisy Moses : Well he'd purt near have to be.

  • Jed Clampett : As he gets bigger, he'll get smarter. Of course it does seem the one is happenin' a lot quicker'n the other.

  • Jethro Bodine : I'm goin' to that big courtin' parlor in the sky.

    Jed Clampett : You get this stuff rusty and you're goin' to that little woodshed out back.

  • Elly May Clampett : Whenever we were in trouble, the quarterback would call my number.

    Daisy Moses : And you'd tell him what to do on the phone, huh?

    Elly May Clampett : No, I was in the game. He'd call on me to take a hand off.

    Jed Clampett : Take your hand off what?

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