The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Clampetts Play the Rams (1965)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
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Quotes
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Daisy Moses : [Granny and Jed are discussing Jethro] Heaven help us. When that boy is around a pretty girl, he plumb loses what *little* sense he's got!
Jed Clampett : Does seem to rattle him a mite.
Daisy Moses : Put that boy next to a girl, and he couldn't pour sand out of his boot if the direction were wrote on the heel!
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Jed Clampett : Maybe Jethro's smarter'n he seems.
Daisy Moses : Well he'd purt near have to be.
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Jed Clampett : As he gets bigger, he'll get smarter. Of course it does seem the one is happenin' a lot quicker'n the other.
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Jethro Bodine : I'm goin' to that big courtin' parlor in the sky.
Jed Clampett : You get this stuff rusty and you're goin' to that little woodshed out back.
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Elly May Clampett : Whenever we were in trouble, the quarterback would call my number.
Daisy Moses : And you'd tell him what to do on the phone, huh?
Elly May Clampett : No, I was in the game. He'd call on me to take a hand off.
Jed Clampett : Take your hand off what?