The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jethro Takes Love Lessons (1966)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : [Jethro is reciting poetry to Duke]  There's nothin' wrong with a boy likin' his dog, but don't you think he'd rather have a nice bone?

• Jed Clampett : Oh, you got yerself a girlfriend, huh?

  Jethro Bodine : Yeah, we's gonna be married, live in a fine covered cottage and have scads of kids and live happy ever after... if I could work out just one problem.

  Jed Clampett : What's that?

  Jethro Bodine : She hates me.

• Jed Clampett : If you wanna know what bait they're bitin' on, ask the fella who's catchin' his limit.