Benson (TV Series)
Quest for Retire (1982)
Robert Guillaume: Benson DuBois
Quotes
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Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Und let me know when you've made progress.
Benson DuBois : Right.
[Benson screams]
Benson DuBois : I hate it when she's right.
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Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : [Referring to the mansion gardener who is being forced to retire due to his age] He has passed his point of usefulness.
Benson DuBois : Passed his point of usefulness? Have you seen his zucchini?
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Charlie Rosano : You know, Bens, I don't think I'm gonna do this. I'm just too nervous.
Benson DuBois : Just calm down, Charlie. You'll do fine.
Charlie Rosano : Yeah, but this is so important. What if I say something dumb?
Benson DuBois : Don't worry about it. They'll think you're the weatherman.
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Benson DuBois : Well, you know, I've thought for years that you should be on TV.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Oh? Like Julia Child?
Benson DuBois : No. Like Wild Kingdom.