Barney Miller (TV Series)

Hot Dogs (1975)

Hal Linden: Capt. Barney Miller

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• Capt. Barney Miller : Very well said Captain

  Officer Turner : Right On !

  Capt. Barney Miller : That was not for you benefit, what follows is for your benefit. From now on, you will do exactly as assigned and stop hotdogging it around my department. Is that understood ?

  Officer Turner : Yes sir, back to woman's work

  Capt. Barney Miller : What's that suppose to mean ?

  Officer Carney : You know, typing, filing...

  Capt. Barney Miller : We all do that.

  Officer Carney : Dusting

  Officer Turner : Windows

  Capt. Barney Miller : Come on, don't hand me that. There is plenty of normal police activity to go around

  Officer Carney : Oh sure, traffic violations and shoplifting detail

  Officer Turner : You don't make Detective by arresting little old ladies for stuffing radios up their jumpers

  Capt. Barney Miller : You don't make points by creating embarrassing situations for your Superior Officer. Now I have to go over to that University and do some fancy explaining. It's a lot of years, since I was called down to the principal's office

  Officer Turner : We just thought a narcotics bust would get someone from division to sit up and notice us

  Capt. Barney Miller : Oh, someone from division is on his way down right now to notice you in person

• Capt. Barney Miller : Yes... I--I understand Commissioner... Well, as I said... without my knowledge... Of course, I understand the implications, I mean... Well ,if pardon my saying it sir, if the Chancellor had done something about the drug situation on his own campus, my people wouldn't feel the need to invade an Institute of Learning... In writing... If absolutely necessary... Why don't I do that... Yes Commissioner... Yes sir