Animaniacs (TV Series)

Branimaniacs/The Warners and the Beanstalk/Frontier Slappy (1994)

Rob Paulsen: Yakko Warner, Larry Dover (Singer #3), Cow Salesman

Quotes 

• Ralph the Guard : Pea, pie, poo, kerplot. I smells Yakko, Wakko and Dot!

  Yakko Warner : Don't you mean "Fee-fi-fo-fum"?

  Ralph the Guard : Yeah, but it don't rhymes with Dot.

• Yakko Warner : Eat them, eat them on a cloud.

  Ralph the Guard : Oh, all right, for crying out loud!

  [takes the plate and swallows the meal] 

  Ralph the Guard : Mmmmm! Gold eggs and meat I do not hate.

  Yakko Warner : But now those clouds won't hold your weight.

  Ralph the Guard : Gee, I never thought about that.

  [Ralph falls through the cloud, crashing into the ground bellow] 

  Ralph the Guard : Fee-fi-fo-fum, I fall down and hurt my bum.

• Cow Salesman : Okay, tell ya what, I'll give you a bean for that cow.

  Yakko Warner : A bean? A bean? You should be ashamed of yourself. Why, she's worth at least, uh... three beans.

  Cow Salesman : Deal.

• Magic Harp : Hello. Please save me!

  Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner : Hello, harp!

  Yakko Warner : She's a dream.

  Wakko Warner : She's a princess.

  Dot Warner : She's a woman with a harp stuck to her back. Boys...

• Yakko Warner : [rhyming à la Dr. Suess]  I'm sure you'll love this, have a seat. Here's your meal, gold eggs and meat.

  Ralph the Guard : I does not like gold eggs and meat, It's you who I would like to eat.

• Tom Dover , Dick Dover , Larry Dover : [singing]  Daniel Boone was a big dang bird. Yes, a really big bird. But he didn't know that his disguise was pretty absurd.

  Daniel Boone : QUIET! You dadgum idiots. This is a dang good disguise. Heh heh heh, that old squirrel will think I'm just a big woodpecker. I'll peck down this tree right in front of her.

  Slappy Squirrel : Ah, there's no rest for the elderly. Hey! Are you Daniel Boone?

  Daniel Boone : Shoot, no. I'm a big woodpecker.

  Slappy Squirrel : Get out of here with that woodpecker thing, there. You're Boone!

  Daniel Boone : No, I ain't. My daddy was a big woodpecker and his daddy before him. Can't you see I'm-a peckin' at your tree for bugs and such?

  Slappy Squirrel : I guess you really are a big woodpecker.

  Daniel Boone : Dang straight.

  Slappy Squirrel : Then here, I made you some woodpecker lunch.

  [reveals a plate full of rotting dead insects] 

  Daniel Boone : That's... right neighborly of you, ma'am.

  Slappy Squirrel : Yeah, there's nothin' like dead bugs mixed with manure and served with a big piece of rotten bark, eh woody?

  [Daniel runs off gagging] 

  Tom Dover , Dick Dover , Larry Dover : [singing]  Daniel Boone was a great big guy. Yes, a big sick guy. He lost his lunch all over the trees and sky.

  Slappy Squirrel : That's nice singin'. They remind me of "Up With People".

• Tom Dover , Dick Dover , Larry Dover : [singing]  Daniel Boone was a great big jerk. Yes, a stupid jerk. He had another dumb plan that more than likely wouldn't work.

  Daniel Boone : That ties it! You boys are fired! Come on down from there and get!

  Tom Dover : Hey, what's the big idea? You can't just fire us!

  Dick Dover : Yeah, who do you think you are? Hey, we got rights, you know! Wait a second!

  Larry Dover : We have a contract!

  Tom Dover : Our agent said two weeks work.

  Tom Dover , Dick Dover , Larry Dover : [All arguing at once] 

  Daniel Boone : I said get! I'm gonna blow this here tree and that old squirrel sky-high! And I don't need no dang smart-aleck chorus! If'n I can't have that tree, then nobody's gonna have it.

  [cackles] 

  Daniel Boone : Now there's gonna be a big hole in the ground. I could make it into a root cellar or a... root cellar.

• Yakko Warner : [after being rewarded with five beans and Merv Griffin's autograph]  Doesn't anyone ever get cash in fairytales?

• Magic Harp : If you rescue me, you'll be greatly rewarded. I'll give you four beans and a goose!

  Yakko Warner : [Sarcastically]  How lucky can we get?