The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
The Shoplifters (1964)
Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor
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Quotes
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Sheriff Andy Taylor : He's one of our most respected citizens! One of our best church-goin' members! He knows every hymn in the book!
Deputy Barney Fife : Aw, that's just a front! You watch him sometime when we're singin' "Leaning On The Everlasting Arms". He don't even know the words! He just moves his lips!
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Barney Fife : Okay. Answer with a "yes" or "no" answer. Who's store is being robbed?
Andy Taylor : No?
Barney Fife : What do you mean, "no"?
Andy Taylor : Well, you said answer with "yes" or "no".
Barney Fife : One word! I meant one word!
Andy Taylor : Well, you didn't say that.
Barney Fife : Answer with one word! I hate it when you get obtuse! Okay, let's try this again. Who's store is being robbed?
Andy Taylor : Weaver.
Barney Fife : And who ever gets a bargain at Weaver's Department Store?
Andy Taylor : Uh... Weaver?
Barney Fife : No! I'm trying to give you the name of the criminal! The answer is "no one"!
Andy Taylor : No one's the criminal?
Barney Fife : [looks away angrily] Boy! When you get obtuse...