The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

The Cow Thief (1962)

Don Knotts: Barney Fife

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Quotes 

• William Upchurch : Sheriff tells me you decided not to make a moulage.

  Barney Fife : [obviously unfamiliar with the word]  A moulage? Y-y... Yeah, that's right. We decided not to make a moulage. Oh, we told a few people, but we decided it didn't make sense upsettin' folks runnin' around blabbin', makin' a big moulage out of it.

  Andy Taylor : Uh, Barney? He means a plaster cast of the prints.

  Barney Fife : Th - *That* kind of moulage!

• Barney Fife : [trying to sound experienced while mixing ingredients]  I think that can use a touch more plaster. I always like to make my moulages just a bit on the solid side.

  Andy Taylor : [not buying it]  I like to use a little egg white in mine. Makes 'em moister and fluffier.

• Barney Fife : I was almost out to the car and... Well, I got to rememberin' another time, a few years back, when another mayor of our town accused you of havin' a harebrained idea. Remember that? That was when you had the idea of making me your deputy.