The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Dogs, Dogs, Dogs (1963)

Hal Smith: Otis Campbell

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Quotes 

• Otis Campbell : Is this a house of detention or a kennel?

• Otis Campbell : I can't take four dogs home! My wife just barely lets *me* in the house!

• [Otis overhears Barney reading a letter regarding added funding for the Sheriff's Office] 

  Otis Campbell : Hey, Barney? What do you guys need more money for?

  Barney Fife : Plenty! You, for one! I don't know why Aunt Bee has to fix you them fancy meals at Andy's own personal expense! What we should have is a charge account down at The Lunch Room and have the food brought in!

  Otis Campbell : Well, you do that and I'll take my business someplace else!

  Barney Fife : Don't threaten us, Otis!

  Andy Taylor : Now, boys...

  Otis Campbell : I ain't gonna eat that food from The Lunch Room! It's too spicy!

  Barney Fife : You drink anything, you can eat anything!

  Otis Campbell : I don't eat nothing spicy! It's bad for my liver!

  Barney Fife : Aw, your liver's so pickled now, it don't matter!

  Otis Campbell : Yeah?

  Barney Fife : Yeah!

  Andy Taylor : Fellas!

  Barney Fife : I'll say it right to your face, Otis! You got a pickled liver!

  Otis Campbell : That's better than having a pickled puss!

  Barney Fife : Yeah?

  Otis Campbell : Yeah!