The Addams Family (TV Series)
Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump (1966)
John Astin: Gomez Addams
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Quotes
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Morticia Addams : [having been left out of this year's annual charity bizarre] What reason could they possibly have for not letting us know. We've always donated more than our share.
Gomez Addams : Who else would give them a beautiful stuffed python crushing a water buffalo.
Morticia Addams : Or the chopping block of Ivan the Terrible with original nicks still in it.
Gomez Addams : I even threw in the headman's ax that made those nicks.
Morticia Addams : You didn't!
Gomez Addams : Well, I got carried away.
Morticia Addams : Oh, darling, you're generous to a fault.
Gomez Addams : That's true. Did you see some of the junk the other people gave?
Morticia Addams : Certainly takes no imagination to donate an original Van Gogh.
Gomez Addams : Right. Now, if someone donated his ear...
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Gomez Addams : What's the matter with her?
Morticia Addams : I was just going to ask you that.
Gomez Addams : Glad I asked first.
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Granny Frump : Lemme look at you. You look worst of all.
Gomez Addams : It's this light.
Granny Frump : Nothing wrong with the light.
Gomez Addams : That's the trouble.