Quotes
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Frank Skinner : [in response to question "Which three people would you choose to be stranded on a desert island with?"] If I could have any three people, I'd have Isambard Kingdom Brunel.
David Baddiel : Jordan... and err...
Bloke in audience : [really loud] What about Jeff Astle?
David Baddiel : And I'd have that bloke there.
Frank Skinner : He'd be very good at calling out to passing ships. Not many people would come and pick us up mind.
[shouts]
Frank Skinner : "We're on this desert island!" People in the rescue boat would go, "Yep, and you're fucking staying there mate... Wait a minute, is that Jordan?"
[mimes doing a handbrake turn in a speedboat]