- Frank Skinner: [in response to question "Which three people would you choose to be stranded on a desert island with?"] If I could have any three people, I'd have Isambard Kingdom Brunel.
- David Baddiel: Jordan... and err...
- Bloke in audience: [really loud] What about Jeff Astle?
- David Baddiel: And I'd have that bloke there.
- Frank Skinner: He'd be very good at calling out to passing ships. Not many people would come and pick us up mind.
- [shouts]
- Frank Skinner: "We're on this desert island!" People in the rescue boat would go, "Yep, and you're fucking staying there mate... Wait a minute, is that Jordan?"
- [mimes doing a handbrake turn in a speedboat]