The Kid (2001 TV Movie)
Jacqueline Pillon: The Kid
Quotes
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Dead Cat : Hey over here shithead!
The Kid : [gasps] Oh god it's you, the cat!
[Dead Cat laughs]
The Kid : No this can't be real, I don't believe in ghosts
[hides under the covers]
Dead Cat : That's ok shithead I believe in you!
The Kid : This isn't real, you're just a dream aren't you?
Dead Cat : That's for me to know and you to find out, shithead! But even if this is a dream that don't mean I'm not real, ghosts can come in dreams
The Kid : Well whatever you are, can you please stop calling me shithead?
Dead Cat : Sorry, didn't know it bothered you asshole!
The Kid : Apology accepted
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The Kid : Look what do you want with me?
Dead Cat : We got a score to settle motherfucker! They sliced up my body today
[points at his organs hanging out of his body]
The Kid : But you were dead?
Dead Cat : Right but before I get through with you, you're going to wish you were dead cocksucker!
[pokes a claws through his body]
The Kid : But animals get dissected all the time, people too when they donate their bodies to science
Dead Cat : That's their business, I don't recall sending in a consent form, you fucked with me now it's my turn to fuck with you!
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The Kid : [after listening to the dead cat's story] That's a very touching and beautiful story
Dead Cat : Thank you
[pushes his beating heart back into his chest]
The Kid : So what you're saying is if I can bury you in they cemetery, you'd forgive me right?
Dead Cat : You got it shithead!
The Kid : Well I promise you I'll do everything I possibly can to give you a decent burial
Dead Cat : Now you're talking
The Kid : But what if for some reason I can't?
Dead Cat : [to his ghost friend] Tell him Banky
Banquo : Thou wilt bid farewell to thy skull thou miserable fuck!
[raises his sword]