- Dead Cat: Hey over here shithead!
- The Kid: [gasps] Oh god it's you, the cat!
- [Dead Cat laughs]
- The Kid: No this can't be real, I don't believe in ghosts
- [hides under the covers]
- Dead Cat: That's ok shithead I believe in you!
- The Kid: This isn't real, you're just a dream aren't you?
- Dead Cat: That's for me to know and you to find out, shithead! But even if this is a dream that don't mean I'm not real, ghosts can come in dreams
- The Kid: Well whatever you are, can you please stop calling me shithead?
- Dead Cat: Sorry, didn't know it bothered you asshole!
- The Kid: Apology accepted
- The Kid: Look what do you want with me?
- Dead Cat: We got a score to settle motherfucker! They sliced up my body today
- [points at his organs hanging out of his body]
- The Kid: But you were dead?
- Dead Cat: Right but before I get through with you, you're going to wish you were dead cocksucker!
- [pokes a claws through his body]
- The Kid: But animals get dissected all the time, people too when they donate their bodies to science
- Dead Cat: That's their business, I don't recall sending in a consent form, you fucked with me now it's my turn to fuck with you!
- The Kid: [after listening to the dead cat's story] That's a very touching and beautiful story
- Dead Cat: Thank you
- [pushes his beating heart back into his chest]
- The Kid: So what you're saying is if I can bury you in they cemetery, you'd forgive me right?
- Dead Cat: You got it shithead!
- The Kid: Well I promise you I'll do everything I possibly can to give you a decent burial
- Dead Cat: Now you're talking
- The Kid: But what if for some reason I can't?
- Dead Cat: [to his ghost friend] Tell him Banky
- Banquo: Thou wilt bid farewell to thy skull thou miserable fuck!
- [raises his sword]
- Dead Cat: [visiting the grave of a pet cat that was recently buried] It ain't fair, you've been spoiled and pampered all your life and now you get to spend eternity in a beautiful place like this, meanwhile when I die they'll probably throw me on some garbage heap, it just ain't fucking fair you cocksucking bastard!
- [kicks dirt on the grave then urinates on it]